“Positively Positive” 

December 23rd, 2008

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In the face of the annihilation of the planet at the hands of black gods of cosmic economics we’re remaining optimistic for the holiday break.

TIME ≠ MONEY ∴ RELAX!

Fashematics!!! What + What x What = Who? 

December 22nd, 2008

Junya Watanabe SS RTW 09

NEU ROCK!!! 

December 19th, 2008

Our final batch of Rock Men pendents is here! With only 30 of these scarce stones in existence this is probably the last we’ll see of their kind. We can’t decide whether they’re better company when they’re awake or asleep so we’re going to let you make the call - you can have them either with or without eyeballs! Each comes securely fastened to a generous 75cm, 14ct gold-filled chain to prevent their escape.

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Scarf Scarf!!! 

December 15th, 2008

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!! New season Trust Fun dyed silk scarfs!

Once again our extremely limited run of scarfs (50 in total) have been lovingly and sometimes sullenly hand dyed to perfection. We have new techniques, new colours, new and improved silk, SOFTER, SHEERER, BETTER! All finished with two of the most mathematically fantastic golden rainbow embroideries!!!

CLICK BELOW TO BUY! Yee haw!

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For Our Fans! 

December 13th, 2008

New season hand-dyed scarfs coming online this week!

LOOKS OUTS!!! Supreme Sexy Sorceress of Space 

December 10th, 2008

She’s a super lady on a quest to find intergalactic enlightenment and some special cosmic magic roots, she’s kitted out in;

Helmet by Giles Deacon
Cape by Tommy Hilfiger
Top by Hervé Léger by Max Azria
Belt by Fendi
Short shorts by Emilo Pucci
Boots by Malo
Magic Staff by Guild Wars

Dirty Lapidary Dance! Selling fast!!! 

November 24th, 2008

Spiritual healing pet rock friends now available! Fix up - Look chakra!!!

We’ve made a ridiculously small and limited range of necklaces from totally unique uncut rocks and minerals collected from the troubled bowels of mother earth by specially trained pROCKtologists…

Life sized at around 3-4cm² on a generous 75cm, 14ct gold-filled chain and with real life-like moving eyes that can express Earth’s vast emotional range at any and every time of day!

Click “More” to order online and choose your very own to adopt today…

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Fashematics!!! What + What + What = Who? 

November 14th, 2008

Gareth Pugh SS RTW 09

Models Need To Eat More Models Need To Eat More Models… 

November 12th, 2008

Heidi Mount, Dior, FW 08

* Ginormous poster of her included in Issue 2 of Petit Mal! Buy it online here.

The Brain Machine 

November 10th, 2008